Tuesday 26 June 2012

Reasons Nigeria should be the EIGHTH wonder of the world PART1



1. Electricity tariff increases whilst power generation reduces and we all carry on with our lives like nothing happened

2. The rate of insecurity/terrorism increases whilst the Fed Government keeps boasting that it is winning the battle against terrorism

3. The rate of corruption moves from billion to trillion and we all carry on like nothing happened

4. Committees are formed everyday such that they become innumerable and nothing good ever comes out of them and we all move on as usual

5. Reports are NEVER ready until another calamity happens(Sosoliso report got ready immediately after the dana crash)and its business as usual

6. People never resigns from their corruption infested seats no matter the extent of scandal leaving death as the only thing that is capable of taking the seat from corrupt officials

7. A man(MKO) will win the most free and fair election in the history of the country whilst same will be annulled for NO reason and successive government will find it difficult making such day the democracy day

8. The life expectancy of a Nigerian should have dropped to about 30 because the government does not value the life of its citizens

9. The health system is in shambles and leaders will embark on a trip to Germany/Israel just for medical check up

10. A Governor will wake up on a morning and sack 788 workers cos they dared embark on a strike for the governmet to look into the shameful state of government hospitals and facilities

11. The Legislative will prove BA and Virgin Atlantic for the fare they pay for first class tickets just because they go with their girlfriends on trips abroad over the weekend.

12. People die in their hundreds daily due to governmentt negligence-roads better known as death traps, lack of drinkable water, lack of emergency response system, bombings, kidnapping and what have you. And we all carry on as if its business as usual

13. A president who cannot pin point one major achievement after one year in office yet campaign for the next election is being flagged off

14. Attention have shifted from democracy to lootocrazy and we seem content with it

15. Nigeria is a country where terrorism pays better than hard work and education. By being a terrorist, you get the attention of the government who in turn begs for negotiation and grants amnesty to you as a terrorist, sends u abroad for training and gets you the job of keeping d water ways for hundreds of millions per annum. As a graduate, you have the prospect of roaming the streets looking for a job for at least three years and the same government does not send you.

16. The People actually live in the jungle called Nigeria whilst thinking they live in mansions. They live in houses fenced as high as you can imagine, security personnel and all kinds of imaginable gadgets just for the sake of 'protection'. What other definition of jungle fits better than this?

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